NEW TotW: Special Double Feature

It’s a two-for-one deal in today’s Trailer of the Weak entry as we dive into the murky cesspool that is this double feature. First, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, the ho-hum adventure sequel starring Nicky Cage, or as I like to call ‘im, Ol’ Glazy Eyes. Then we ponder and then quickly begin to weep upon considering the cinematic train wreck that will surely be Alvin and the Chipmunks. And just when you thought it was safe to enjoy the song ‘Funkytown’, too. Silly, naive fools…