NEW Trailer of the Weak: Bratz

The only idea worse than making a movie based on the Bratz toy line is a live-action adaptation of Hungry, Hungry Hippos starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Shia LaBeouf as two mismatched zoo employees in charge of one voracious pod of hypocritical animals. But enough about the ideas I’m trying to pitch to the big wigs in California. It’s time for another Trailer of the Weak! And while we’re on the topic of horrific ideas, check out this poster for the new Alvin & the Chipmunks movie:

http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html

Have you ever seen anything more soul-crushing? I’m not even a fan of the original cartoon and I understand how damaging this could be to our culture as a planet. The chipmunks are creepy with their clawed feet and need to conceal their what I have to assume are beady, demonic eyes, and the giant, angry Dave head isn’t helping my mood, either. What the hell is wrong with people?!